Security room update
The house committee chairman is puzzled by our request of the key to the security room. "Does it seem logical to you", he asks (in writing), "to supply apartment occupants with the keys to the security rooms??"
Well, duh! I'm sure the cockroaches will appreciate the safe rooms when Saddam sends his missiles! Oh, and I can sure see Mr. Chairman rushing up and down 16 floors, opening all the security rooms, washing their floors and schlepping chairs to sit on, all with the sirens going.

Actually, I can see his point. He's worried they'll become store-rooms again. But if it wasn't for us, they'd still be store-rooms, right now, anyway. I get the feeling he doesn't like us very much. Well that's just too bad, isn't it?