The General of the Army
Thought that war was balmy
So he threw away his gun
Now he's having much more fun
Spike Milligan
Thought that war was balmy
So he threw away his gun
Now he's having much more fun
Spike Milligan
(Recited from memory).
I loved it when I was a kid, but it didn't make me a pacifist. Even as a child I could see it didn't make much sense.